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Celebrate Organised Chaos with Unique Organised Chaos Mugs
In a world that often feels overwhelming and fast-paced, finding ways to embrace the beautiful mess of daily life can be refreshing. Organised chaos is a reality for many, especially those who juggle multiple roles and responsibilities. One delightful way to celebrate this dynamic lifestyle is through unique organised chaos mugs. These mugs are more than just drinkware - they are a symbol of resilience, humour, and the art of managing life’s unpredictability with grace. Why O

Lee Foster
Jan 194 min read


Driving-Drives Me Bonkers
Why every car should come with dodgem bumpers, multi-tone horns, and a wind-out hand with attitude. If driving were a test of patience, I’d fail before I even got the keys out of the fruit bowl. Not because I’m a reckless driver, I use indicators, check my mirrors, and have only reversed into one wheelie bin in the last three years, but because being on the road brings out a very specific type of rage that only other drivers truly understand. There’s just something about it.

Lee Foster
Dec 13, 20253 min read


Dance Floors: Where Normal People Go to Lose Control
I was at a work conference recently, and something caught my eye. It was not unique to this conference. It happens anywhere with a designated dance floor. Nightclubs, weddings, pubs with questionable carpet, even cruise ships. Every venue with a dance floor has the same strange phenomenon. The dance floor sits there like a shiny rectangle of possibility. It does not matter if it is in the middle of the room, tucked in a corner, or awkwardly near the buffet table. It is the on

Lee Foster
Dec 13, 20253 min read


Lost and (Rarely) Found: The Endless Battle of School Gear
Honestly, if there were medals for losing school hats, lunchboxes, drink bottles, jumpers, you name it, my boys would be standing on that...

Lee Foster
Aug 7, 20255 min read


It’s Not Prague, But It’ll Do
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where...

Lee Foster
May 24, 20252 min read


Who Left the Roll Naked? A Toilet Paper Mystery
There are two types of people in this world: those who change the toilet paper roll… and the rest of you. To the latter group, I have...

Lee Foster
May 24, 20253 min read


Privacy… my long-lost friend
Privacy? I vaguely remember her. She was once a constant companion, but now, she’s more like an old friend who moved overseas and forgot...

Lee Foster
Mar 22, 20254 min read


Frankie: The Princess Poodle Chronicles
Every dog owner has their own secret (or not-so-secret) quirks when it comes to their pets. Some let their dogs sleep in their beds, some...

Lee Foster
Mar 14, 20255 min read


Getting Older: Positives and Negatives..... you be the judge
They say getting older is a privilege. They say it’s full of wisdom, self-acceptance, and an appreciation for the little things. What...

Lee Foster
Mar 14, 20254 min read


No rules at Primark
Primark.... a world all its own... go in if you dare! Primark is an overall 'unique' experience. But just like anything talked about...

Lee Foster
Oct 26, 20246 min read


Boarding Pass Amnesia: A Modern-Day Mystery
Significant numbers of intelligent people catch planes every day. Some of the most sophisticated minds I know are frequent flyers....

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20243 min read


Freeedddoommm
I grew up with seat belts. With rules. Believing in them unequivocally. Or be prepared for disapproving looks or a strong conversation...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20242 min read


Agile? Yeah I can be agile
I recently started a new job where they had adopted a new approach to their workplace, a new philosophy - an agile ambition. During my...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20243 min read


Adult for too long
Don't grow up! Do you know that you are called an adult for more time in your life than any other name – well, other than your own...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20242 min read


What does that sign say?
At the age of 33 I have read a number of books, magazines, newspaper articles, letters, legislation and maps. Yet that damn parking sign...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20242 min read


Catching a bus in London
Tips and Hints to catching a bus in London Who would think that there is art to catching a bus, but in London there is. You may think...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20246 min read


A pig is not a pet
I recently had a conversation with my boyfriend’s mother who told me how she saw the cutest piglets on tv, and they were someone's pet. I...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20242 min read


The Public Transport Date
Like other women across London and Greater London I catch public transport most days of the week. I catch trains, tubes and buses to get...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20246 min read


Mobile phone-less
When you bustle your way onto the train, squished in, unable to see your hands and definitely not your feet you get a sense of calm...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20243 min read


Hey that's my half of the seat!
That's my seat! There are three seats next to each other. They are not divided by an arm rest, but it is very clear there are three...

Lee Foster
Oct 25, 20243 min read
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